Bugster ;)

If I walk away,

you scuttle towards me.

If i sidestep you,

you wiggle walk to

the nearest part of me.

If I walk towards you,

you scuttle into me

like greased lightening!

The bigger you are,

the more stupid you behave!

The friskier you are

the more erratic I behave.

Heyyy lil bugster -

Just remember;

ONE well-timed aim

from my Bata chappal

and History will mark you

as part of the archaelogical

findings in my home!!

DAMN YOU to hell

and back

YOU silly little

little silly Cockroach!!

;)))